No, my name is not "Sam"
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For a small fee, I can come and stand in your yard for a while :)
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No, I am not hungry for a cracker, but I do accept hand-outs
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I'd love to soar, but I can't with all these zoo keepers around
(and,of course, this fence too)
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Spread 'em, you say? What am I being charged with?